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The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah
"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"
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Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!
Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday
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You’ve just been coconut malled
hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you
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When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.
Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."
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A white woman who excessively darkens her skin tone or black fishes, being brown on the outside but white on the inside.
“Yo dude, did you see Molly? Last time I saw her she was as white as paper.”
“Yeah, bitch is a coconut girl.”
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Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..
"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"
"Yeah.. wait what?"
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A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils
We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.
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