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Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.
"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"
Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”
Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!
...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.
When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
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the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?