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The stinkiest smelly schwag coke on the face of the earth. It is only about 5% pure and sold for 30 to 40 dollars overpriced.
" Hey lets get 60 bucks for a gram of that fondy coke"
" Sounds great we can all get phatty nosebleeds"
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A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!
Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?
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The result on the male reproductive organ after heavy cocaine use.
Man, I wanted to pound that ass but I couldn't get it up because I had cock cock. I should have laid off the snow.
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Like Coke Dick but happens to women. Coke Pussy occurs when a female partakes in a number of cocaine lines. The drug causes the pussy to become as dry as the Mojave Desert, making it difficult for penetration.
"I was ready for action but she sniffed too much cocaine. I couldn't penetrate that dry Coke Pussy"
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putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.
What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?
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The phrase the waitress tells you when you ask for a pepsi product. Often responded to with a sigh, and a glass of water.
Customer:I'd like a Pepsi please.
Waitress: Is coke ok?
Customer: HELL NO! (Flips table over and leaves.)
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When one buys Cajun Fries from Five Guys with the intent of emptying the fries from their cup, and replacing them with Coke, thus receiving a free beverage (granted, the coke is added to a cup still filled with the Cajun Fries' crumbs)
Pierre: "Bro, lemme see the cup in your Five Guys Cajun Fries bag."
Kane: "Why dude, what do you want it for?"
Pierre: "I'm thirsty, imma use it to get a Cajun Coke."
Kane: "Damn dude, that's genius."
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