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A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore
Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.
"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"
The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash
You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
What say you in your defense?
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag