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A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.
I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.
An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.
I threw a condom bomb at that guys face.
A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.
All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.
The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom.
Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that!
A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
Lady Gaga: Or wear ear condom next time.