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A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5
Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
They confusion one gets when trying to use two colors to label the Chromosomes on a paper, but when they look at the example in the book they use 15 different colors.
My tablemates Have DNA Confusion while trying to finish the worksheet.
When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”