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A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops
sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch
When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.
1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.
2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.
Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!
Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!
Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!
LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.
The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!
The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.
When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
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A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.
Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
The haircut that many police officers seem to have. Its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. It's usually referred to as 'Cop Hair', but 'Cop Crop' sounds more catchy.
Police officer: Hey, do you like my new haircut?
Man: That's a total Cop Crop.
Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin