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Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.
Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!
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Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.
I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.
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A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.
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1) The fine hair around a woman's butthole.
2) The silky strands found when husking an ear of corn.
1) She had so much corn silk, giving her a rim-job was like flossing.
2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!
3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.
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The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.
Oh wow i love myself a good corn bone!
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(n) A big poop with corn in it.
I just released a corn shark back into the wild.
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Another term for Rectum, Bunghole, Arse, Ass, Beantube...
Dude, I ate too much cheese, Now my CORN CHUTE is backed up...
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