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The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.
The act of stalking another facebook stalker.
This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.
A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"
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An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.
*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
A typical Counter Strike: Source match
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
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A girl with a pussy that’s easy to get just like counter top medicine is.
That girl Kim she has a counter top pussy bro just text her a hey and she’ll have her legs opened right away.
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A Counter-Strike fag is a person who plays counter-strike and feels he/she is the best f***in person in the world. These people have no life and spend days playing this game to reach perfection and laugh at inexperienced players called noobs. They also tend to use leet speak which is words using random numbers and letters and is f***ing annoying to read. Counter-Strike fags range from ages 9-20 with anybody over 18 still living with their mom.
<cs fag1>
"Look guys my record is 100/2, I R TEh greaterest cs player in teh world har har har!"
<dod player>
"...thats great."
<cs fag>
*gets killed* "j00 used a n00b gun you n00b! Thats why you killed me!"
<me>
*sigh* "No its because I have skill and I don't whine constantly about how well I'm doing. It's just game, nothing to get a boner about."
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to counter an attempted ownage towards a person(s) thus owning them in return
<packetNinja> like the loose girls NinjaBSD will be sleeping with
<elkbuntu> s/will be/already is/
<Beth> NinjaSTD it should be then
<elkbuntu> ROFL
<packetNinja> lol that was a pretty nice call
* NinjaBSD is now known as NinjaSTDFree
<elkbuntu> rofl! counter-own!
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