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An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of engaging in intercourse. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question is usually not from the midwest, did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", or in major metropolitan areas, hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Identified by; large, shiny belt buckle, excruciatingly tight "Wrangler" jeans, cowboy boots, plaid or sewn-design long-sleeve shirt (tucked into above mentioned jeans), and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" Tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Will be easily reconizable in a group (esp. while dancing) due to first two inches of the fingers being trapped in the pockets of the jeans (theoretically due to their extreme constriction). Dancing will resemble a man playing pocket-pool while being Tasered.
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that cowboy wannabe, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding on."
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The act of getting yo woman to get on all fours, then getting behind her and grabbing the back of her hair, then stick it in hard and tell her this is how you did her sister. Then hold on for 8 seconds.
cowboy fucking should be a family sport.
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Making a great cup of coffee in the backcountry is easy when you prepare it the way cowboys have done for over a century. Simply pour the coffee grounds into a cup of hot water and stir. Most of the coffee will dissolve in the water. The remaining grains are then sifted through the front teeth. This is also a great solution for poor people who cannot affort a $5 cup of joe from Starbucks.
"That homeless guy must have just had a cup of cowboy coffee. His teeth are full of coffee grounds!"
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sex position. usually, the woman is on her back, while the man straddles her, penis bent back awkwardly, with his back facing her head. he then rides her like a horse.
It's unfortunate women love reverse cowboy as much as us men love reverse cowgirl, because it's so painful to bend our penises like that.
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It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.
Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"
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A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.
"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"
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The way you have to ambulate over to the next bathroom stall for toilet paper - after taking a #2, and discovering that there there is none in your stall.
After hatching a huge Brown Trout,Renee cowboy walked over to the next stall for a wipe-in order to display her creation for proper shock factor.
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