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crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled August 25, 2015


crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.

i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap

by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017


rap is crap

hip-hop had some cred...

But modern American rap is crap. I make beats and have met with and worked with enough people to see that a lot of these guys think they can do it. They are right and wrong. It seems the African American male community has a false sense of pride in everything they do... its like no one knows when they suck. But yeah that doesn't matter when you have the cash to get in the studio and someone sells you a really phat beat that makes ur song... But yeah don't accuse me of being racist...its the same with these wiggers, except it's even funnier! I wish rap would promote a better vocabulary. Sometimes I have to curb what I say because I hang out with people who speak terribly. It might be cool when you are chillin on the street shootin dice but not when you are talking to the Executive Director! Remember back when hip hop was popular and you never had to look up lyrics because they always used real words? Anyway...heres some proof that a lot of things about rap sucks. Lil Wayne definately has a catchy style but I wouldn't call this intelligent or deep. I think the beat made the song anyway.

bitch im paid, thats all i gotta say
cant see my lil nigga, the money in the way
and im, im sittin high, a gansta ride blades
if you aint gone ride fly than you might as well hate
shit i gotta eat... even though i ate
it aint my birthday but i got my name on my cake
believe that, if ya mans wanna play
imma fuck around and put that boy brains on the table
so pick 'em up, pop 'em let 'em lay
where im from we see a fuckin dead body everyday
thats, uptown, throwin stuff at 'em
niggaz talk about me im throwin shots back at 'em
bitch im a pipe, and she like a crack attic
and she saw me cookin EGGS and she though i was back at it
i grab the keys, hoe i gotta go
i got my motorcycle jacket and my motorcycle loafs

by BILDO! November 5, 2006

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Odyssey crap

When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.

(can also be known as Adventure crap)

Guy1: how was work man? Did u get that raise?
Guy 2: One sec Odyssey crap!

Guy1:Doors open!

by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009


crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 25, 2003


crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008


Oh crap

When you fucked up.

When you figure out your girlfriend has Crabs-Oh Crap

by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009

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