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When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
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When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
DARUIS, Darius wmWilliams, Darius Crooks
An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles