secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

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bust the crust

Going anal for the first time

I had to bust the crust last night.
I busted the crust last night

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soft crust

the opposite of hard core, not cool, no fun, boring, loserish

"That bitch is soft crust man!"
"I know who would ever wanna hang out with a loser like that!"

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Crust Licker

One who licks a good ass like nobodys business, even gets all the crust.

Bobby come over here and give my ass a good cleaning and dont forget I pay you cause your the best crust licker I got!

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stuffed crust

Pwned became pizzoned. Maintaining the pizza theme, came stuffed crust. The act of being uber pwned.

Damn, you are freaking gizzay...stuffed crust!

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crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

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Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

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