Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

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Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

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Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

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crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

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Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

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crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

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Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

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