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crystal myth

crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.

by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011

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Crystal bearer

One who bears crystals

man taylor is the biggest crystal bearer out there!

by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011

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Crystal Wolf

Crystal Wolf also known as "white fang" is a term used to describe a drug that enters the brain and triggers a cascading release of hallucinations and feeling of superiority.

That dude is blazin' on Crystal Wolf. So, wolfed out on that White Fang.

by African Cactus August 13, 2008

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Crystal Brooke

A beautiful, talented, mature, sexy woman.

A tall, thin, classy burnette.
Example: that Crystal Brooke is so damn sexy! WOW.

by sweet tart January 8, 2012

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crystal lesbian

A lesbian who's obsessed with crystals.

They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah

Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?

Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~

by Punterlog July 10, 2023

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Crystal Catholic

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.

I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.

by River Ratty January 18, 2009

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crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008

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