Means doing sweet fuck all.
What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.
A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"
Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.
Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.
David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!
Michael: I guess we can do that
When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?
A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.
See Nabb, it exists.
cucumberness is a problem in today's society.
A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy
A penis that has never been in a woman's hands
Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber