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Also, 'Davis.' When one's underwear is grabbed by the rear waist band and pulled up to and wrapped completely over his or her head in such a manner as to cause death by ligature strangulation. Named after Brad Davis, the first person to whom this actually happened. cf. 'atomic wedgie', a similar non-lethal wedgie variant.
Example 1: Brad Davis was the first man to die from a Davis wedgie.
Example 2: You had better give that back to me before I give you a Davis...
Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”
I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
Such a cool guy from Felixstowe! Really funny, well organised and attractive. Has an unconditional love for his cat and he is much loved by his peers.
Harry Davies is a really great guy.
After eating the entire Taco Bell menu, you unleash the diarrhea onto your partners while proceeding to fuck them.
Perry went home and did The Ben Davis to his wife.
Tyrell is basically a guy who’s got biggest pp in the world. And he’s probably the hottest guy you know. Also dating the most beautiful girl in the world
Girl 1: have you heard about Tyrell?
Girl 2: yeah I wish he wasn’t dating Brie.
Girl 3 OMG are u guys talking about Tyrell
tyrell davis - he’s a really cool guy with a big pp
Lauren Davis love to bake things, that often turn out really bad. She has very big hands and loves to pet bunnies. She says she wants a dog but has a secret fear of them. She gets bitchslapped by hydroflasks and watch out because she will spit on your bed if she gets mad at you!
Wow, that her pumpkin cookies look like dog shit.
Lauren davis must have made them!!!
Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason
Yo that Jay Davies is a fag no cap!!