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A very large hulk sized penis.
Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
A person who drains people of their energy solely by existing
Bro that girl is an energy demon you gotta stay away
it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.
the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house
When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.
Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
music for a very very very weird breed of gay people
lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism
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