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Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet
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A person you see who went from fat to skinny in a short time from the white
Person A: Damn Look at Mike he got real skinny messin wit dat white
Person B: HaHaHa, yea man I saw him like a month ago he was all fat and sheit..you know he took the yay diet..you can see his bones too..DAMMNNN
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Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.
The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.
DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.
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Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".
Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.
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Created in the 1970s, Diet Sprite was Coca-Cola's countermeasure against Pepsi's foothold on the gay community. Essentially, it's a caffeine free, sugar free, fat free, and taste free carbonated beverage. There is no drink more synthetic known to man.
"I'll have an extra-large meatlovers pizza, some breadsticks with extra garlic sauce, a large order of teriyaki chicken wings, and a small Diet Sprite."
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When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
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