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Because Geoff.
Geoff, Why are the dishes hot?
The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.
1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup
Damn son, deep-dish-diving huh?
Yeah dude this pho is pho-king amazing!
A girl cuts a hole in a deep dish pan big enough for her head to fit through, then a large group of men take turns ejaculating on her face until the pan is full.
Hey man, come over to mark's house tonight, he's hosting a deep dish bukake
An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck
By god he's a dish of skim milk
ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT
simply croissants and butter dish
When yur getting the dome in the kitchen and you blast yur alfredo sauce into the dishwasher
"Bro ! WHY THE FUCK THE DISHES STICKY?"
"My bad g, I must've had a dish soap explosion yesterday"