Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

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Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

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Dolphin whisperer

A person who has the capability to communicate to and/or attract dolphins. Similar to a dog whisperer, a dolphin whisperer is very egotistical and proud of their gift, and often becomes jealous whenever a dolphin shows attention to another person.

Cattie: "The dolphins just keep coming to me!"
Caleb: "That's because you must be a dolphin whisperer."
Westley: "Hey, a dolphin finally's coming to me!"
Caleb: "... Cattie, why did you push that dolphin away? Westley was finally going to touch his first dolphin!"
Cattie: "Because I'm a dolphin whisperer."

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fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.

"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."

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Waffle Dolphin

penis

I stuck my waffle dolphin into a dolphin waffle.

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beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

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dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

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