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First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.
Extremely hard , past expiration date ,
Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams
If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.
What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.
When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj
"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"
Cash, dollars, cheese, skrill, money!
“Weather By trains planes or automobiles you better have my Dough-Nuts! Homeboy!