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This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.
Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"
"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"
"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"
"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"
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What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.
I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.
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1. An EMT that doesn't do patient care in the back of the rig. Often found at medical transport companies but sometimes find their way onto a squad, they will show up for their shift incredibly early so as to beat their partner to the dispatch office and be the first one to take the keys. Will proceed to hold a death grip on those keys until the end of the shift, not letting them out of their sight for a single second. Have selective hearing of such words as "it's my turn to drive now", "it's your turn to be in the back" or "How about we switch places on this run?". Will often use such phrases as "Dispatch told me not to let you drive", "I was in the back all day yesterday" or the ever popular "The senior man always drives the rig."
2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.
1. EMT1: Hey, who's your partner today?
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!
2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!
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lesbian; a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women; typically a butch dyke with a mullet
She drove the bus for the field hockey team.
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When you see a car you want and the driver did the mistake to leave his or her window open you jizz in the driver seat and run as fast as you can before he or she returns and sits in your baby batter
Nicky: dude that skyline is beautiful
Jenn: go angry driver that asshole
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A person with good taste in cars.
A BMW Driver - good taste.
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A nonce who drives a Vauxhall corsa and also they can make vapes, only the exterior and not the interior.
Friend of corsa driver: hey man how's it going.
Corsa driver: Yo! Have you seen my new corsa init bruv .
Friend of corsa driver: That's so cool man,I went to the shop the other day and bought a smok species and its class.
Corsa driver: Hey did you know I can make vapes but I can't make the interior only the exterior
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