A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.
My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.
Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.
adolescent teen"Hi im 14 and totally wasted"....in response "she reminds me of a Drunk Bimbo"
The state of being both hyper and drunk at the same time.
I've had like 15 double vodka red bulls tonight, I am so hyper-drunk!
the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
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