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search engine

A website where pornographers, spammers, and online casinos collect new victims by interspersing links to their websites with links to information that lusers are searching for.

My daughters have a fever, I just went to a search engine to research "hot girls" and was very dissappointed with the results.

by Chaz May 3, 2005

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afro-engineering

The science of half-assing small repair jobs.

When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.

When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.

My dad has a degree in afro-engineering. Look at all the repairs he never actually fixed.

by barney_phife September 25, 2009

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software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.

Software engineers rule the world through software engineering.

by mactel March 13, 2017

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search engine

A time saving replacement to remembering things.

I don't know what the capital of Paraguay is. Just go Google it.

by Fireduck May 3, 2005

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petroleum engineering

A highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their massive paycheck. Most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. Those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary.

Hey look at chad over there!

What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?

Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?

Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.

Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops

by MacandoMcFly October 23, 2013

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Flight Engineer

A third cockpit crew member who has to babysit pilots in planes that do not carry enough automation to allow them to read the newspaper during the entire route of flight.

A simple way to know whether a particular duty is the responsibility of the pilots or the flight engineer is to ask whether it is fun or causes one to receive glory or recognition. If the answer is 'no', then it's the flight engineer's job.

by Yackoff Smearnoff October 11, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


engineer gaming

A person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures who likes the action or practice of playing video games.

engineer gaming, engineer gaming

by Discryeet October 7, 2020

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