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DAMN. Shes bisexual and hawt, what a keeper ;)
Courtney the lesbian: "That's Eva Harp!? She's bi? Wow I'm so happy!"
Charlotte the moist bruv: "Damn, she's hawtttttt"
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Often referring to the type of female that will drain you of everything from finances to your soul. They often infiltrate the host (being an unsuspecting Male subject) using tactics such as fabricating horrific life experiences in her past to make you feel sorry for her, allowing her to play the victim.
This often happens in puppy love teen relationships (a guy's first "love").
Once she has fooled you into thinking she's so sweet and innocent, you find out the pale freckled faced girl has been getting raw dogged by Jamal from up the streets Bbc. By then you done put a baby in her. Now she gets 18 years of your money and you will be lucky to ever see the kid. Now you are part of her horrific past in the stories she tells the next lame ducks. Hey, but atleast now it's not you, pity the guy it's not his fault he doesn't know any better.
Son, Don't let Becky Eva Marie you, rarely do people climb out of that rabbit hole.
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The sack of blubber underneath a fat chick's stomach especially one who hasn't showered in months and continues to wear the same dirty clothes everyday also is the same woman who feels the need to brag how she's "God's gift to men" when In reality she is not
Man my buddy went out with this one chick the other day boy was she a Dirty Eva to poor guy had to take a shower with bleach to get rid of the stink
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Lacking in originality, over the top attention whorish. Ultimate liars also deserve this title.
You can however replace Lame with any suitable adjective ie: Eva pregnant=knocked up out of wedlock
Eva hairy=needs a serious thread job on the body
Eva lazy=lives at home until a spinster
"I ran into a girl on the street that was Eva lame and was in desperate need of a neck threading due to her overgrowth of neckhair"
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Sexy sweet a big bitch and tal girl that has all the boys raped in her bed
"Hi do you want to hook up
" oh yes your name is eva right we are so hooking up
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Unnur Eva is a nickname for shrek. Unnur Eva is a green monster with big feet and large toes
Omg she is so scary!
She is so Unnur Eva
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When a person that goes by the name of Eva falls asleep for an extended period of time, much longer than a normal person nap, and any/all people in the same vicinity as her join her in hibernation.
Person 1: "There she goes again, eva-napping"
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."
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