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A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.
For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.
Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:
humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))
This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.
For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
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Often used online when something sensual is happening. Or when people take thinks out of context in a dirty way.
*inserts Lenny face*
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to lower your(one's) credibility and image in front of others
These students lose face in front of their colleagues.
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Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.
“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”
"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"
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The act of checking if an area is dangerous to blunder into by blundering into it.
"There might be an ambush waiting for us inside this bush. Let me poke my face in and check"
"DEMACIA!"
"Dude, don't Face Check"
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The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
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Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.
David Bellamy has a massive face fancy
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