Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.
UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.
Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.
Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.
Creepy old man may have taken my brother
Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me
A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.
Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby
Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.
Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.
swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.
Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.