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When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
The pain associated at the tip of the index finger from repeatedly banging it into the touchscreen of a Point of Sale register. Commonly found in retail and customer service based occupations. Seek medical attention/new career if the problem persists.
It was only 45 minutes into Jane's shift and she was already complaining about her POS Finger symptoms. She'll have to use her middle and ring fingers for the next couple transactions.
snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.
Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.
Kyler: Uh, ok.
*one hour later*
Kyler: What did you do to me?
Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.
Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
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When a women mustn’t masturbate for the whole month of February (It’s like no but November but for girls)
Girl: yo you fail no finger February
Thot: nah I’m saving this koochie for my man
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