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When you know your absolutely fucked.
Another word for this is "cooked"
Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.
*Bob turns to friend*
Bob: I am finished.
After a long session plunging your trouser truncheon up your loved ones "no entry", you do them the courtesy of "flipping" them so they can watch you "finish"...
like a gentleman.
God, Keiran was so lovely last night, he drove so far to see me and he even gave me a Flip n finish!
where you shoot oneself in a fatal place but you stay alive until you bleed out, so during this time ,while you're alive, you try to masturbate and finish as you die
'im fed up with life but i want pleasure......i might as well do a deathly finish'
To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.
I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.
When you achieve something you wish to accomplish in a timely manner, and get the recongnition of your peers
Adam: Hey Dan did you get all your homework done so you can work on your basketball jumper
Dan: Yeah I did Adam I got all of the homework done I got a lot of practice in.
Adam: Nice finish Dan!
When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.