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blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.

Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.

by Jerry Kurl November 10, 2006

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football tits

Gloriously full female breasts that when viewed in the nude are smaller at their point of attachment on the woman's chest than at their fullest point, making them somewhat football shaped. Football tits is not a derogatory term.

When sandra shucked off her bra to go skinny dipping, all the guys marveled at her huge football tits.

by Jim Crickett March 24, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


scottish football

the most entertaining , exciting and competitive league in football

scottish football is amazing

by yolomateymoo February 16, 2013

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arena football

arena football is a very cool sport. it is like normal football except it is played on a 50 yard field with sideboards. the sideboards make for great fun because lots of people tend to run into them while trying to make a catch. It is also very fasted-paced and there are about 100 points scored between both teams on average

dude arena footbal is crazy awesome!

by Alex Klein May 15, 2005

68๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

by Exhortera October 17, 2007

204๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


american football

All you Rugby guys are crazy. Put an NFL running back on the rugby field and he will score every time he touches the ball. When you compare the 2 athletically, football players are bigger, stronger, can jump higher, can run faster, and can catch better. They wear pads cause they hit 10 times as hard.

The Rugby player was angry to learn a football player had been fucking his wife, but could do nothing about it because he would get his ass kicked.

by Chris Tozer March 28, 2005

224๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


football butt

A muscled, burly male butt in athletic padded pants. The object of many a gay fantasy.

"Did you see Tim Tebow? He's got one hell of a football butt".

by Simmons82 January 5, 2014

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