spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

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Making Knuckle children

To masturbate or to jack off.

Danny is in the bathroom making Knuckle children

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children's Leftist Party

A small political group based on the principles of communism and socialism, sounds fine right? WRONG it's entirely ran by children, they want in literal children to have power in the world of politics.

Children's Leftist Party

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graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you

Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?

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candy cane children

Religious fans or followers of band The White Stripes.

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."

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Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

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