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ash lap

when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.

"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"

"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."

by Josey, Cultural Revolutionary March 25, 2005

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phar lap

Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.

Let's go eat phar lap!

by Thor? May 22, 2003

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Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC August 2, 2008

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lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

by Pallid October 23, 2009

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Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

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Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve May 15, 2011

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Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks February 27, 2011

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