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When you put your hand in ice, then fist someone
I double frosty pawed her and it was awesome!
When you're involving yourself in sexual acts, a male, and your nutsack is as cold as a frosty, thus making foreplay awkward at first. Can occur during winter or after swimming for an extended period.
Dude 1: I was getting freaky with my girl last night, and I had some serious nut frosty goin on.
Dude 2: Bro that really sucks.
Dude 1: Tell me about it man.
When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
when a guy cums on the top of another guy's penis, you get a frosty hot dog
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Matt just gave John a Frosty Hotdog.
The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.
I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.
Masturbating with an extremely cold hand
Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.
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During the holiday season, while wearing red lipstick, a woman procedes to give a man a blowjob. Once he climaxes, while keeping the load in her mouth, she rubs the lipstick all over the head of the penis. Then she drizzles the semen over the red colored glans from her mouth thus creating something similar to a red nosed reindeer with frost on his nose.
"That hooker down the street offered to give me a 'frosty Rudolph' for 10 bucks"