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Fill a regular drinking straw with fresh made semen, freeze the semen filled straw.
One frozen, remove semen from straw and insert back into the mouth hole of a Penis. Go ahead and jack it back out again
Man, Elsa and I got freaky last night. She made up a frozen strawpedo, put it down my dick and gave me a solid wristy
take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"
To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?
Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?
Miranda: Sure
( 30 mins later )
Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
When cocaine is blown into the asshole, followed by inserting a single ice cube, and then performing anal until the ice has melted
It was Sarah’s birthday, so Tim gave her a Frozen Fizz Tingle.
While riding a ski lift, you try to fingerblast your girl into an orgasm before you reach the top of the hill. Her vaginal liquids will freeze on ur finger creating a tasty popsicle when you get off the lift!
I was hungry so I just gave her a frozen finger blast and it held me over until dinner
A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.
Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.
A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.