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Gage Borrozo more importantly has a big d
GAge said "ere one day closer to christmas then we were yesterday"
The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .
Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
He is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever have. He is great at almost everything but most of all football. He is amazing and any girl would be lucky to have him. With his blonde hair and blue eyes, he gets all the girls but he only loves one. He might act uninterested at times but when he realizes that his girl is sad or alone he will come make her happy. He knows how to make his girls day 100 times better and if you ever meet a Gage make sure to be his friend.
Girl: OMG! It’s Gage he is so cute!
Other girl: To bad he has a girlfriend.
A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.
Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.