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When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.
When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.
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A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.
Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.
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White Elephant gift is that 'something unusual' you purchased, or were given, that has value to someone, somewhere. You've never used but can't throw it away. It is wrapped or rewrapped and given away
White elephant gifts could include dime store perfumes, last years calendar, diapers when you don't have kids, an ashtray but you don't smoke, etc.
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A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.
I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.
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A girl that has plenty of "gifts". The gifts are often physical because these types of girls are often retarded in the head and have to use a calculator to do a simple math problem such as two times two. It is also a term that is used in the <3 clan by the member KHEF12 which says it after he has been dissed or the team has won a game.
Carrick: oh mah gawd shawdy got gifts.
Shawdy got gifts: BITCH PLEASE! *BITCH SLAPS CARRICK"
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A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.
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hope the greatest strength and the greatest weakness of mankind.
I hope I survive.
I hope America wins the war.
the gift from god is hope.
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