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markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab
Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"
NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?
"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."
Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
When chicks are hot because of their sick goggles.
Damn those Smiths make her hella goggle hot
To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk
OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles
The goggles Horace Grant would use when he plays basketball.
Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"