To make things more difficult than they need to be. Get caught up in the details.
The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!
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The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide
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The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
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During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
This is fun baby time for a gooch slap
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Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
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The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.
Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?
Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!
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Also known as ABC tag, (Ass Balls Connection) tag. Its like tag but you sneak up be hind or infront of people and choose from a variety of different methods and hit them in the gooch. for those of you who don't know it is the middle of the ass and balls. techniques include, the two finger aproach, to the open handed smack, to the closed fist punch, and you attempt to smack them in the gooch, located between the legs
dude you want to get together after school and play some gooch tag after school.
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