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gooch it up

To make things more difficult than they need to be. Get caught up in the details.

The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!

by CAVOK January 6, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.

Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide

by wanker Jord January 22, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno April 27, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch-a-roo

The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.

Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?

Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!

by zachareeno June 24, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch tag

Also known as ABC tag, (Ass Balls Connection) tag. Its like tag but you sneak up be hind or infront of people and choose from a variety of different methods and hit them in the gooch. for those of you who don't know it is the middle of the ass and balls. techniques include, the two finger aproach, to the open handed smack, to the closed fist punch, and you attempt to smack them in the gooch, located between the legs

dude you want to get together after school and play some gooch tag after school.

by Derleek May 12, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž