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Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.
Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.
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Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.
The amount of changes are staggering.
You mean the number of changes.
Don't be such a grammar timmy.
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battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets
the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"
the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"
the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"
Dartford Grammar School is bad. The headteacher has changed but he still is a weeb and looks similar to johnny sins. Absolute hellhole of a school, you cant even use your phone. They also take every opportunity they have to grab your money.
Person A: What school do u go to?
Person B: Dartford Grammar School.
Person A: I feel sorry for you man.
A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.
Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!
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{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.
"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."
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Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.
Wilsons grammar school:
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
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