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It’s a month wirer little kids drees up and steal your candy
This kid stole candy on Halloween from me
Halloween, or All Hallow's Eve, originated in the ancient Celtic festival Samhain, which means "end of summer."
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the souls of the dead were supposed to revisit their homes and many people believed that ghosts, witches, goblins, black cats, fairies, and demons roamed the earth.
So, in order to protect their families and livestock during the coming dark winter months, the Celts invoked the help of their gods with animal sacrifices.
Enjoy Halloween 🦇🎃👻
1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.
Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!
Halloween is on 31st of October. Normally children dress up and trick or treat. Halloween is also known as All-Hallows-Eve or El Dia De Los Muertos.
Karen: “It’s Halloween today Joe!”
Joe: “Oh, is it”
A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
“What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack
“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly
The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.
Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes
Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
Halloween is the on night a year were a girl can dress like a total slut and none of the other girls can say anything about it.
Some girls just were lingerin and some kinda animal ears, but it's Halloween...