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The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick October 20, 2008

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national handjob day

on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba

damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
yea man it national handjob day

by daddybb4567 April 12, 2018

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National Handjob Day

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021


Mexican Handjob Roulette

A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeรฑos on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug

1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeรฑos bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"

by fire dog dog July 6, 2015


Training Wheels Handjob

A handjob for beginners. Hold hands with your partner and begin the handjob with the male guiding at first to ensure pleasure and education.

Mary gave Joseph a training wheels handjob last night.

by Lord of jess November 24, 2013

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Western Style Handjob

While performing a handjob, the girl flips her hand upside down and rubs the mans pubes with her thumb as she continues to give him a handy.

Your mom fucked my dick and gave me a fucking western style handjob.

by Mexicans=Love February 21, 2010

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South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

by Yellow TLR May 13, 2011

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