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The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.
Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
"Wee wee eww! He had such a tennessee hanger!"
When you remove a female's pants, and her underwear are in a wedgie configuration inside her vagina, causing you to laugh and ruin the mood. "caused by vaginal wetness and mattress Sliding Prior to removal of clothing"
" Her v-neck hanger made me laugh and she told me to fuck off "
Bill:
How was that chick you picked up last night
Fred:
I had to pick out her v-neck hanger
Bill: Sick Dude !
A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"