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He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).
Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.
Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.
When the weather dips below 60°F and all the girls break out their Hunter boots and North Face vests so they look like Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see the weather for the next three days? Looks like it's going to be cold"
"Yeah man, Han Solo season has officially begun!" *masculine wookie call*
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References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)
1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.
In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.
In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.
"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."
"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."
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When a male places his balls in the snow, so they shrivel up. Then while a friend or partner is sleeping you place your balls in there mouth. as they warm up they expand.
Man last night Kelly got so hammered she passed out on the couch so I fucking Han Solo'd that slut.
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Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
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The act of yelling while making a mad dash towards your enemies, then abruptly stopping while screaming on the top of your lungs. Then after taking out one of your enemies, you dash away, resulting in an escape from the enemies. This act is well known by Harrison Ford's character Han Solo from the movie Star Wars: A New Hope. He made this act famous while doing all the above while in the Death Star, running into a group of Storm Troopers and shooting one down before running off, prompting the Storm Troopers to chase after him.
(A random nerd starts to run down the school halls.)
Nerd: *insert generic yelling noise*
(Makes a turn and runs into the school football team)
Coach of the football team: LOOK, "IT'S A NERD!"
Nerd: *insert generic screaming noise*
(Nerd knocks out the coach with a swift kick to the groin)
Team Member #1: "WTF?!"
Team Member #2: "Dude, he's doing a Han Solo!"
Coach: *on the ground, writhing in pain* "Get...him...ugh."
(Football team starts to chase after the nerd)
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A being from the 'Monster Hunter' game series with immeasurable power and abilities. Has the power to bestow k. o.s at crucial moments in a battle. All bow to its power and fear its might!!!!1!!!!!!
You're about to get killed by a rathian, its your last life and you've already given a sigh of failure when BLAMM!!!. K. O. HAN bestows your last attack with incredible power and you k. o. the rathian, clearing the quest.
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