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Fat a person puts on during a happy relationship.
Jon put on some happy fat since he been seeing this girl.
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A hand job which successfully concludes a massage.
He loosened my shoulders, flipped me over like a burger and gave me a happy finish.
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When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
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A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.
Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*
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When you are using a highlighter, you may become "highlighter happy."
This means that you when you put your highlighter down to highlight, you cannot stop drawing. Soon, your whole paper may be colored with drawings and brightly colored lines.
Guy1: "Dude! What's all over your paper?"
Guy2: "Highlighter, man. I got a little highlighter happy."
The best. The greatest goofiest character of them all. Just join his object show and he'll be your bestie fr.
Dandelogan: I don't really know what a happy star is, but Ricemarrow says its good please like this.
When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".
Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.