Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

Having a Levi

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!