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Hawk Boyz

A "music" group originating in Martinsburg, WV. They are frequently seen engaging in mutual mastication at restaurants and other eating venues in the local area.

They also currently serve as advisers to the Department of Defense under the Obama administration. When asked for their thoughts on the death of Osama bin Laden, they were noted as saying "Got 'eeem!!!".

**Elizabethan era discussion of the Hawk Boyz**

Lord: "Cedric?!?!"

Servant: "Yes?"

Lord: "My tea please!"

Servant: "My apologies sire, I have been flexxxing, and as you know, I am similar to a car with no brakes, in that I cannot stop"

Lord: "You've been listening to the Hawk Boyz?"

Servant: "Yes..."

Lord: "Off with your head!!!"

by Mister E. Mann October 11, 2011

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mullet-hawk

When you have mohawk where the back is longer and flows freely

Dude look at that guy's mullet-hawk. He looks like a bogan trying to be a punk

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005

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tony hawk

a skateboarder
he makes video games

i hear that he's good

by irishmoron August 24, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


jade-hawk

The Hairstyle that Jade Puget(bandmember of afi)has, the technical term is a bleached mullethawk that is sort of a mohawk combined with a mullet, sometimes spiked in the back and bleached in some places.

That kid has an awesome jade-hawk

by Rocka! October 18, 2007

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Climate Hawk

A Climate Hawk is a person who understands that climate change is a threat to our safety and security. Climate Hawks favor taking aggressive action to neutralize the threat. Many Climate Hawks are environmentalists, but one does not need to be an environmentalist to be a Climate Hawk.

The Climate Hawk destroyed the climate appeaser in its mighty talons.

by Climate Hawk October 22, 2010

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Awk Hawk

a mighty, one-of-a-kind hawk that is constantly on the prowl, looking for awkward situations. It often soars through the air, looking for its prey. Once it finds its victims, it often swoops down at them, sometimes resting on the shoulders of its prey. It has been common for the awk hawk to stick around with its victims, causing them great emotional pain and physical discomfort until the great hawk gets tired to the point where it needs to take a power nap in its awk hawk home. The universal symbol for the awk hawk is to (1) make a flapping motion with your hands as if you had wings, (2) awkwardly look around at the people you are with, and (3) if the situation is awkward enough, one might incorporate their entire body in this action, where it almost looks like they are having a seizure. Although it appears the hawk flies solo, it is unknown if the awk hawk does in fact have a family. Perhaps it is related to the awk ant, as well as the late awkward turtle. There is no possible way to stop the awk hawk; researchers have been studying this new species and are yet to discover any type of repellent. Be safe. The hawk could be anywhere, at anytime, soaring high above you waiting for the right "awkward" moment for it to feast upon.

"The post-prom lakehouse incident of '10 is never to be forgotten; the awk hawk certainly left its permanent mark on that house, scarring its victims for life."

Gretchen - "Well... this is awkward."
Regina - "No! Don't say that or you will summon the awk hawk!"

by bigtuna1415 June 19, 2010

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fish-hawk

(n, middle and old english)
when the coiffure of a young man (preferably of jewish descent and who has thick wavy hair) is cut on the sides, giving the impression of a cross between the top fin of a fish and a mohican-style hair cut, hence the compound "fish-hawk." can be used to describe the hair do or, more often, the person wearing the hair do.

as an adjective:
"did you see his new haircut? it's totally a fish-hawk"

as a nickname:
"yo, fish-hawk, do you want to study french and drink tonight?"

also appropriate:
(yelled) "FISH-HAWK!" (from across a long distance)

by dbbd September 27, 2004

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