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The time between Christmas day and New Years Day when there are many clearance sales going on at malls and department stores, when stores are so busy that you cant even walk a few feet without being trampled by other people!
Man, I don't know if I can stand to miss out on this year's holiday palooza. The sales are too good! But I'd better be their early, because all of the other tons of people will take everything good before I get the chance to!
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The Holiday Popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks Christmas. And it just so happens you're so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (Look at popper to see definition)
Thus now you have the holiday popper, Menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.
Me: Mom.... can i please have a cig.... i am broke from holiday shopping...
Mom: ya sure have one of my MENTHOLS
Me, 5 Minutes Later: Wow... this holiday popper just wasn't worth it :(
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A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.
I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.
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Extended Holiday. Someone who is away and sent to county, federal, or state jail. Someone who is locked up and comming home soon.
You know Greg Boy is still on extended holiday. He gets back in 3 - 5 years.
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The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!
Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
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Holiday leftovers refer to the people who are invited over for Christmas and don't leave until New Years.
Louis- "Are there still Holiday leftovers?"
Brianna-" Yeah, right on the couch and they're starting to go bad -_-"
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(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
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