The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog
consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog
NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences
Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*
When one fills up their uncircumcised foreskin with water and splashes someone else with it.
My friend hit me with his Dirty Hot Dog Water in the bathroom the other day when he stepped out of the shower!
In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina walls to the size of a "hallway".
Having sex with that ho is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
The man dips his penis in ketchup. Then puts on a top hat. While still wearing socks, he undresses his man/woman/hooker while dancing/singing to Frank Sinatra. Then he he does the acceptor up the butt making a sorta hot dog. Then blowing it in her ear.
Galapanosis Treatment Hot Dog,,,is only a sex act you should use with the love and/or sex/fuck buddy of your life.
what happens when you have anal sex then the person that is gettin it poops on the penis
"Ahhh"
"Ahhh"
"oh shit"
"i gotta go poop"
aww youchilli on your hot dog
haha
Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
A day in the life of a car salesman. In which the number of days the salesmen has eaten hot dogs grilled for customers walking onto the lot. It is always followed by a number marking the length of time.
Well how far along are you?
Well Steve this is Hot Dog Day #6. I've been working 12 hours a day and the only thing to eat is these. Its free, so why not