your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

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my stomach hurts

A term used to get out of sex when you aren't feeling it.
Also used to get out of anythang you don't wanna do.

Girl: baby let me ride youu.
Guy: Ohh but my stomach hurts baebae

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My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

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don't hurt em

When doing something so well or so fly you’re in danger of harming others.

John went 4 for 4 with two homeruns and two doubles. Don't hurt em.

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Never hurt nobody

Informal phrase stating that doing X thing never injured/harmed someone. Implying that said action is good and not harmful or bad.

1. A little partying never hurt nobody.
2. Drinking a bit of wine never hurt nobody

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it hurts so good

when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.

A man was walking on water being jesus, a group of whale hunters shoot a harpoon into his nut sack, the man then screamed in pure terror and turned around with his butt facing the whale hunters and screamed "It hurts so good" then he began to twerk so fast lightning came out his butt cheeks and electrocuted the whale hunters until they bursted into a giant cloud of incinerated dust particles. Never again will they shoot Twerk God

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Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.

Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.

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